Why am I up so kate?

Why am I up so late? Well, I came home from work and fell asleep, that’s why. Now, I can’t get back to sleep and have all this energy.

I finally got around to organizing the links, completely arbitrarily, of course. I don’t suppose anyone but me cares, but notes:

Seedings other than the top two or three are completely arbitrary and mostly reflect the prior, completely haphazard, order.
Britons have been (arbitrarily) placed in the Midwest to balance the regions. Norwegians, however, are in the East. Australians are in the West because you fly out of California to get to Australia.
Texas is undefinable, but for the purposes of this has been placed in the Midwest.
All members of the Axis of Weevil, no matter their current location, have been placed in the South.