Daily Archives: July 28, 2002

Mercury News | 07/26/2002 | Congressional bill wou…

Mercury News | 07/26/2002 | Congressional bill would benefit small Webcasters

Wait a second… small webcasters don’t have millions of dollars to lobby for this! They’re violating the sanctity of the entire political system for some people who might be rich one day.

USATODAY.com – Stem cells grow eye blood vessels …

USATODAY.com – Stem cells grow eye blood vessels

Good for the scientists who carried out this study. Bad for the Luddites and Zealots, many of whom work in the current Administration, who would make this sort of study illegal.

Coke reportedly plans diet version of Vanilla Coke…

Coke reportedly plans diet version of Vanilla Coke

Then, Diet Vanilla Cherry Coke. Then Diet Vanilla Cherry Coke Clear. Well, maybe not. I might try this, before my kidneys shut down.

Arabs boycott U.S. goods over Mideast policies, bu…

Arabs boycott U.S. goods over Mideast policies, but critics say Arab businesses are hurt

Oops!

What’s more, the Arab world really doesn’t represent a big portion of America’s foreign trade (except for oil, of course) so we aren’t hurt much. And moreover, they’re only really able to boycott stuff like cola and fast food. It’s not like they can do without American computers and the like.

Idiots.

Your Tax Dollars At Work Department Styx, Kansa…

Your Tax Dollars At Work Department

Styx, Kansas will rock Redstone Arsenal

“Okay, boys, stand right there. Right, under the rocket.”

“Quick, Harvey, hit the ignition sequence!”

Yelas reels in BASS victory For the people who …

Yelas reels in BASS victory

For the people who kept putting a fishing competition on the front of the local sports sections: Fishing is not a sport.

AP Wire | 07/28/2002 | Singaporeans Love Snakehead…

AP Wire | 07/28/2002 | Singaporeans Love Snakehead Fish

Freaks.

Of course, snakeheads are native to the region and won’t destroy the ecosystem.