Take that, Georgia!

Alabama only state that has a rolling mortuary

Sure, you have major sports teams but we have a $150K morgue on wheels!

You bet, Eric

Bomber Rudolph bemoans prison conditions | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

He doesn’t like prison. Isn’t that a shame. I suppose it’s a real step down from living in a hole in the ground:

Olympic bomber Eric Rudolph laments in a series of letters to a newspaper that the maximum-security federal prison where he is spending the rest of his life is designed to drive him insane.

“It is a closed-off world designed to isolate inmates from social and environmental stimuli, with the ultimate purpose of causing mental illness and chronic physical conditions such as diabetes, heart disease and arthritis,” he wrote in one letter to The Gazette of Colorado Springs.

This is all more or less correct. In his case, I don’t mind so much.