We’re number one! And number two!

Inventory: 12 Defunct Bowl Games | The A.V. Club

Let’s face it, the Blue-Grey Game really did put the “number two” in college football.

But I don’t like green fluorescent stem cells and ham!

China heralds year of the fluorescent green pig - CNN.com

However, only parts of the pig actually glow in the dark under ultraviolet — the mouth, trotters, and tongue. So be prepared for glow-in-the-dark hot dogs, I guess.