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Amygdala

Special Olympics for Law Enforcement

18 immigration suspects arrested

Does it really take more than 50 cops from at least ten different agencies on the city, county, state, and federal levels to bust one van full of possible illegal aliens? Apparently, 1 Mexican Day Laborer = 3 Cops.

Stung twice?

Scorpion on a plane — passenger gets pantful of pain - CNN.com

You would think he would have noticed after the first one. Anyway, now we aren’t going to be allowed to take scorpions on plane trips. Bummer.