That’s one

‘Scooter’ Libby guilty on four of five counts - CNN.com

Now if we can put the rest of this crew in jail.

Bullwinkle, no!

Charging moose brings down hovering helicopter - CNN.com

You have to admit, that’s pretty impressive, though the moose paid for it with its life. Especially since the moose had already been hit with a tranquilzer dart.