It’s great

A break in business

I love living in a college town on spring break. You can go anywhere, anytime, and there’s never a line, there’s no traffic, and frankly there’s less of a boozy haze than normal but that may just be my perception.

$50,000

Variety.com - ESPN to play rock, paper, scissors

That’s what the winner — no, we are all losers here, the first-place loser — will get for this tournament. $50,000. Meanwhile, ESPN sinks even lower. Next year, tiddlywinks.

Food fight!

Lunchrooms get high marks

So, the food may suck, but the public school lunchrooms are clean. At least until the staff gets fired and they spit in the beefaroni on their way out.

We just have too many teachers

State urges cutting 400 jobs, 5 schools

I mean, what are we supposed to do? Some of these classrooms are getting dangerously undercrowded. In some schools, students don’t even have to share their desks.

Oops

al.com - Everything Alabama

I guess this is what Advance Media does when they don’t have actual stories: