Catapult Boy, no!

Catapult boy is eaten after taunting crocodile in pen-News-World-Asia-China-TimesOnline

A word of advice: Don’t taunt crocodiles. They’re mean. Alligators are warm and fuzzy in comparison. Well, not exactly warm and fuzzy, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, this kid, in southern China, was one of several children who decided it would be a good idea to abuse some crocodiles, beating them with sticks and shooting at them with a catapult. This is a very bad idea, though it led to this great line:

Investigators searched for the missing boy and decided to check inside the crocodiles.

H/T: Meryl.