My first reaction?

Rev. Jerry Falwell dies at age 73 - CNN.com

“Boy, is he going to be surprised.”

Let’s see now…

Rogers wants tax-free zone for an arena- al.com

The state is going to give them lots of money and let them not pay taxes for thirty years? State Rep. John “Horse Track” Rogers says that “You cannot believe the interest this bill is generating among developers.” Oh, I think I can believe it.

You can’t actually stop it

Victims say Rudolph is taunting- al.com

Sure, it’s tasteless, but you were expecting class of a man who lived in a hole in the ground for five years? As Alice Martin points out, inmates don’t lose their freedom of speech. If he were actually inciting violence that would be different, but he seems to stop short of going that far.

This may be some sort of irony

Vote on selling museum site to St. Cecilia nuns expected- al.com

The Red Mountain Museum was dedicated to paleontology. And now the building will be torn down and replaced by parking for nuns. Nuns have cars?