Northport council addresses fireworks, prostitution | TideSports.com
Or something like that. Prostitution is now “completely illegal” in Northport.
However, you can still buy fireworks. Because of the drought, there is a statewide ban except for displays over water, but the fireworks stand owners lobbied the city council to let them stay open. I’m sure nobody will set off fireworks except over water this year, even though the police say they can’t enforce the ban. Fireworks people are noted for their devotion to law and order.
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Melanie // June 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
What if the prostitutes light fireworks? Will hookers lose there god given right to blow things up if convicted. Soooo many unanswered questions.
http://www.prostitutionprocon.org