Say what you want about the French…

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But they had some fun with their kings’ names. Well, their epithets — the names are mostly Louis and Charles. Here’s a selection:

Pepin the Short
Charles the Bald
Louis the Stammerer
Charles the Fat
Louis the Indolent aka Louis the Sluggard
Charles the Simple
Louis the Fat
Louis the Quarreler aka Louis the Headstrong
Charles the Mad

Maybe he was multitasking

Election consultant worked hard: 32 hours in one day- al.com

I mean, I’m sure there’s a way he could have worked 133 percent of the hours in a day.