Yeah, that’s gonna suck

Metropolis To Be Remade

So, a movie is “listed on the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization’s World Register as part of Germany’s documentary heritage,” and it’s still not enough to keep the guy who produced Alexander and the executive producer of Cutthroat Island and Showgirls from remaking it into a movie mostly about, I am guessing, robot whores. Seriously, what’s wrong with these people?

This actually seems pretty reasonable

Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford wants overdue parking tickets to get a $500 penalty- al.com

You have until Feb. 15 to pay your parking tickets. After that, $500 penalty. Makes some sense. I’m sure there’s some insane element here, any idea what?