Oh, foolish scientists

Monkeys Control a Mechanical Arm With Their Thoughts - NYTimes.com

Enabling the great monkey-robot alliance which will enslave us all. I hope you’ll be happy when we’re all working in the banana mines.

Living in a van down by the river will do that

Motivational speaker accused of violent bender - CNN.com

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Long days in Birmingham

Birmingham city employees to have four-day work week to save money- al.com

Supposedly, the workers are all wild for this new idea which has them working four ten-hour days, adopted to save them gas money. I dunno. After eight hours, I’m usually either trying to stay awake or hallucinating.