My Senator is an asshole

Shelby Doubts Obama Citizenship — Political Wire

“Well his father was Kenyan and they said he was born in Hawaii, but I haven’t seen any birth certificate. You have to be born in America to be president.”

8 responses to “My Senator is an asshole

  1. There is not enough Klonopin in this city to get me to click on that link.

  2. Well his father was God and they said he was born in Bethlehem, but I haven’t seen any birth certificate.

  3. I’m a left-leaning fellow who likes Shelby despite his politics (he brings home the bacon, even on not-just-traditional-republican-things, such as $80 million earmarked for Birmingham public transit, and chews out some mofos out when they don’t do what they need to do to get those earmarks).

    But this is more of a Sessions quote.

    Come on, Shelby. I can show the gd birth certificate.

  4. He is just upset the stimulus package didn’t include any money to build that giant Christ-like statue of him off McFarland Boulevard in Tuscaloosa.

  5. You don’t have to be born in the US. You just have to be born a citizen of the US and have resided in the US for 14 years. Ask McCain (who was born in Panama).

  6. e. nonee moose

    And he… Wore a hat
    And he… Had a job
    And he… Brought home the bacon
    So that… No one knew

  7. And so is your <a href=”http://www.al.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-41/1235434775318890.xml&storylist=alabamanews&thispage=1″governor.

  8. writechicpress

    Good title, T. ;-)

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