Thomason Tracts

Entries from August 2009

The Tuscaloosa News is going to lose its shirt

August 31, 2009 · 1 Comment

Categories: Alabama · Economic desperation · Great Moments In Media · Sports

Welcome to Tuscaloosa, Crazy Larry!

August 21, 2009 · 1 Comment

Trial for Langford moved to Tuscaloosa | TuscaloosaNews.com | The Tuscaloosa News | Tuscaloosa, AL

If you’re not sure how to get here, when you get on the interstate in Fairfield, instead of driving to Birmingham, go in the opposite direction. It’s about a 40-minute drive.

Categories: Alabama · Crazy Larry's House of Wacky Schemes · Crime, Justice, & Injustice

Blast off!

August 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford blasts rumors of his health, leaving office – al.com

Apparently, BMLL had two surgeries on Friday, and there’s a rumor that he has cancer. And both of his co-defendants have pled guilty and will testify against him. And seemingly he is indigent. It’s been a rough couple of weeks. He says he’s not resigning and that he’s not sick.

Categories: Alabama · Crazy Larry's House of Wacky Schemes · Crime, Justice, & Injustice

Only the good die young

August 18, 2009 · 2 Comments

Categories: Annoying people · Crooked Republicans · Great Moments In Media · Posts That Are All About the Title

Maybe he can sell one of his suits

August 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Birmingham Mayor Larry Langford can’t afford to pay lawyer, judge says – al.com

Crazy Larry, who makes $45,000 a year as mayor and has another job with Budweiser, will get his lawyer paid for by the court, meaning by the taxpayers, who are also paying for the prosecutors and for the judge.

Categories: Alabama · Crazy Larry's House of Wacky Schemes · Crime, Justice, & Injustice · Economic desperation

We’re number one! Whoo!

August 15, 2009 · 2 Comments

Colonial BancGroup, 4 Other Banks Shut – ABC News

Colonial, based in Montgomery, is the largest bank failure this year. And you thought Alabama couldn’t create havoc with the economy.

Categories: Alabama · Economic desperation · Money

Excuse me?

August 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

13 die as Islamic radicals, Hamas clash in Gaza – CNN.com

Hamas doesn’t qualify as “radical” anymore?

Categories: Foreigners · Israel & Middle East

Son of a bitch

August 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Fun with out of context quotes:

Diocletian – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“Born to a Dalmatian…”

Categories: Sheer silliness

One of these

August 6, 2009 · 4 Comments

Hurricane Felicia strengthens, heads toward Hawaii – CNN.com

Now, remember, while this is tragic for Hawaii, it doesn’t count. Only Atlantic hurricanes that hit the US mainland count.

Categories: Climate (TNSTAGW)

Well, Ford should be safe

August 5, 2009 · 3 Comments

After 34 years, Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme to be released – CNN.com

Seeing as how he’s dead and all. Personally, I think releasing assassins, even failed assassins, is a bad idea.

Categories: Crime, Justice, & Injustice · Idiots