At least now we’ll know where to find him. FBMLL faces 803 years in prison, though I’m sure he can get a couple of centuries knocked off for good behavior. He also has to forfeit the strangely exact sum of $241,843, which he doesn’t have. Apparently, most of this was bribes paid in clothes.
In a related note, nobody knows how old he is.

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e. nonee moose // October 29, 2009 at 8:05 am
From what I understand he was offered a very reasonable plea bargain which he adamantly refused. Just more proof that he’s delusional.