Category Archives: Sheer silliness

Why isn’t anyone named “Zepho” anymore?

Hey, expecting parents! Do you want a unique name for your boy, but you don’t want to just make something up? Consider these actual Biblical names taken from the Book of Chronicles! Hardly used at all! This is just from the first two chapters — there are nine chapters of geneologies, which may be why nobody reads Chronicles.

Sabteca
Almodad
Dumah
Mishma
Zepho
Uz
Pinon
Calcol
Bezalel
Bunah
Shallum
Shaaph

There aren’t too many girls’ names, I’m afraid, but how about Mehetabel, Matred, Mezahab, or Ephrathah?

At about 9:15…

There is a line of dialogue so spectacular that they should get an award for it. I’m thinking the first ever Nobel for insanely wonderful dialogue. It’s really something special.

This sends a strong message to our young people

Plaxico Burress sentenced to two years in prison on firearms charge – ESPN

I hope that they all now know that shooting yourself in the leg isn’t worth it.

“Albama?”

Bus carrying University of Albama band members hits car in Atlanta | TideSports.com | The Tuscaloosa News | Tuscaloosa, AL

After the lawsuit, the band will have to change its name to the $600,000 Band.

Son of a bitch

Fun with out of context quotes:

Diocletian – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“Born to a Dalmatian…”