Daily Archives: August 24, 2002

CNN.com – FBI seeks senators’ records in 9/11 leak…

CNN.com – FBI seeks senators’ records in 9/11 leak probe – August 24, 2002

And the decay of Congress’ status as the senior branch of government continues. Sen. Bob “Sturgeonlover” Graham says he’ll turn over the documents the Feebs desire. All part of his duty to keep the White House and the intelligence community looking good.

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Militants kill 10 Muslims as polls near – AUG 25, …

Militants kill 10 Muslims as polls near – AUG 25, 2002

Hey, you don’t have to be a Muslim to be a “militant”! Now Hindus are getting some of the action, too. If they keep it up, maybe they can be promoted to “activist”!

Arsenal opens gates to public for 1st concert sinc…

Arsenal opens gates to public for 1st concert since Sept. 11

Visitors must not go beyond area that Styx, Kansas are performing

If there are any terrorists out there who are planning to hit Redstone Arsenal, can I ask you a favor? Can you please hit it while Styx and Kansas are performing? I assure you, they’re evil spawns of Satan. I think we can all agree on that, right?

State site finalist for atomic fuel plant Nuclea…

State site finalist for atomic fuel plant

Nuclear power suppliers eyeing Jackson County

Always fun when your state seems the right place to put a nuclear fuel enrichment facility. Even better when they want to put it in a county with a 1000:1 resident to meth lab ratio.

CNN.com – Air guitar legends strike a chord – Augu…

CNN.com – Air guitar legends strike a chord – August 24, 2002

Congratulations to Zac Munro, of London, winner for the second year running of the World Air Guitar Championships. Zac is now officially the biggest dork in the entire world.

A pain in pond, a delight to diners Apparently,…

A pain in pond, a delight to diners

Apparently, the DCSWF is delicious. At least according to diners at the Yin Yankee Cafe in Annapolis. But we knew that, didn’t we?

CNN.com – Alaska protects one rare white bear – Au…

CNN.com – Alaska protects one rare white bear – August 24, 2002

It’s a black bear, but it’s white. So it’s under special protection, an emergency regulation passed yesterday.