Daily Archives: August 28, 2002

NBC, J.Lo base sitcom on la vida Lopez I’m sorr…

NBC, J.Lo base sitcom on la vida Lopez

I’m sorry, let me check my eyes…

Okay, yes, NBC is developing a pilot for a series based on Jennifer Lopez’s teen years. We are in a parody of a real universe, aren’t we?

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IHT: Hitchhiking species a threat worldwide Yes…

IHT: Hitchhiking species a threat worldwide

Yes, yes they are. So everyone remember — never pick up a hitchhiker. Especially if he’s not human.

Hamdullah Zedan, executive secretary of the Convention on Biological Diversity, said that a more effective international system to prevent bio-invasions is urgently needed.

More international cooperation is needed. But I get the idea that what Mr. Zedan would like is some sort of giant UN bureaucracy which would have inspectors allowed to go just about everywhere and look for invasive species and generally be annoying and violate privacy whenever. I don’t know that for sure, but I suspect it.

NEWS.com.au | Hamas leader arrested (August 29, 20…

NEWS.com.au | Hamas leader arrested (August 29, 2002)

Hooray for the Israelis. Abdul Haleq Natsheh is a spokesman for the terrorist group and their leader in Hebron.

As for Agence France-Presse, they call Hamas a “radical group” which has “carried out a wave of suicide bombings”. Apparently, that isn’t enough to be called a terrorist anymore.

Publisher sues after buying novel from man who fal…

Publisher sues after buying novel from man who falsely claimed he was Carlo Gambino’s grandson

I’m sure that Simon & Schuster (fondly known as “Simon’s Shoe Store”) wouldn’t have bought the book if it wasn’t good, right? HA!

CNN.com – Six found shot to death at Alabama house…

CNN.com – Six found shot to death at Alabama house – August 28, 2002

Oh, man. Long way away from me, but still.

SAT scores land Georgia in 50th place There! …

SAT scores land Georgia in 50th place

There! How do you like being last in something? Not so funny now, is it?

Fun With Referrer Logs And Homonyms Google Sear…

Fun With Referrer Logs And Homonyms

Google Search: From witch states are the space shuttles launched

I never trusted Florida.