Daily Archives: September 2, 2002

Lawyers ask for gag order in peephole lawsuit H…

Lawyers ask for gag order in peephole lawsuit

Here’s a fun one. A Tuscaloosa food mart is being sued for its employees allegedly looking into the restrooms through peepholes.

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Negotiators agree on plan to fight poverty, save t…

Negotiators agree on plan to fight poverty, save the environment

Also, everyone will now live in a fairyland with magic trees that bear gumdrops and there will be elves and unicorns and nobody will ever have to work ever again.

USATODAY.com – ‘Free Willy’ whale turns up in Norw…

USATODAY.com – ‘Free Willy’ whale turns up in Norwegian fjord

The Norwegians, who consistently violate the international ban on whaling, then shot him with a harpoon, chopped him into little bits and served him on crackers.

No, not really. Yet. But have you noticed that the violators of the whaling ban (Norway, Iceland, and Japan) don’t seem to mind calling the US “unilateralist”?

Russia to veto use of force against Iraq : Hindust…

Russia to veto use of force against Iraq : HindustanTimes.com

Wow. If we were going to put this thing before the Security Council, or cared what they think, this would be a real blow.

Ichthypundit Department Tennessee woman drowns …

Ichthypundit Department

Tennessee woman drowns in Gulf of Mexico; daughter saved

Hey, all you people from landlocked states, don’t worry about swimming in the ocean. It’s just like a swimming pool, only bigger and with salt and fish instead of chlorine and urine. And don’t pay any attention to those red warning flags — they’re just for insurance purposes. So just just dive on in. And by all means, bring the kids!

Church still waiting for Clinton donation Here …

Church still waiting for Clinton donation

Here you go, all you Clinton-haters, I hope this will tide you over for awhile. Our last elected President hasn’t paid a $20 donation to the southern Alabama church where his great-grandparents are buried. It’s supposed to help pay for upkeep of the cemetary. His secretary says that they don’t have any record of the request, the church says they’ve sent several requests by fax and mail. Whatever.

Disturbing Italian Search Requests Cerca con Go…

Disturbing Italian Search Requests

Cerca con Google: blocks exterminator crack

Either there’s a serious drug problem among Italian exterminators, or they have the same probably traditionally ascribed to plumbers in the US.