South Carolina Debate

At this point, it’s become the same rhetoric over & over & over.

Note to Joe Lieberman: STOP REPEATING THE STORY OF THE SECURITY GUARD WHO SAYS HE’S GOING TO VOTE FOR YOU BECAUSE HIS SON IS A MARINE.

If you were that popular, you wouldn;t need to repeat the story everywhere.

Al Sharpton & Dennis Kucinich: PLEASE GO AWAY. Please. Stop speaking. Stop giving these men microphones. I wish the Democratic party would put a leash on their joke candidates already.

Howard Dean: ANSWER THE QUESTION STUPID. You fired the guy that made someone out of you, Joe Trippi, so have some BALLS and admit you fired him. You lied on national TV tonight about that, you scum sucking, xenophobic, bottom feeding, Vermont liberal to the nth degree. I hate you. and stop taking uneccessary swings at Kerry–it makes you look desperate. Also, stop saying you don’t have to win any of the Tuesday states. You are an IDIOT. Does the word MOMENTUM mean anything to you?

Wesley Clark: GO AWAY as well. You are hurting John Edwards.

I actually have nothing bad so far to say tonight to Kerry & Edwards; in my book, this makes them the front runners.

Sinking ship

That’s It, I’m Out @ Oliver Willis: Like Kryptonite to Stupid

O-Dub has given up on Dean, calling that campaign “the Enron of politics”. (I thought Enron was the Enron of politics.) Come back to Edwards, Oliver. All is forgiven.

“Littlest Groom” update

New York Daily News – TV and Radio – Li’l People say ‘Groom’ slights ’em

Lord knows, I try not to mock people for being different. Instead, I mock people for being stupid. Therefore, I give you Matt Roloff, President of the Little People of America, who is upset about Fox’s latest venture into public humiliation. He’s not upset about the idea of a show about a small person picking a bride. He’s just against him getting to choose between small and normal-sized people. He says that if the star of the show picks a normal-sized person it would be “detrimental to our psyche”.

Good for Lincoln

Lincoln gets tough on animal cruelty

Lincoln County, TN is trying to crack down on animal cruelty by enforcing jail time. It’s just a misdemeanor (not a felony like in Alabama) but can still be up to a year in jail.