Daily Archives: June 20, 2006

One of the fun things about my job

Is getting to see lines like this in the catalog:

Beef Cattle, by Roscoe R. Snapp. With A Chapter On Sterility, By Harry Hardenbrook, Jr

It just brightens my day. I mean, I’m hardly one to talk about goofy names, but “Roscoe R. Snapp”?

If you don’t like it, start your own religion

Presbyterians to try variations on Trinity:

Okay, I’m fairly nonsexist, but I have my limits. And one of them is when you start messing around with two thousand years of Christian doctrine like this.

“Compassionate mother, beloved child and lifegiving womb”

“Rainbow of Promise, Ark of Salvation and Dove of Peace”

“Speaker, Word and Breath”

“Giver, Gift, and Giving”

“Lover, Beloved and Love that binds together Lover and Beloved”

“Rock, Cornerstone, and Temple”

Sheesh. No wonder the evangelicals are kicking your ass.

Bor-ring

3 days deliberation; no verdict

Come on, people!

If this is like Scrushy’s last trial, there are eleven people thoroughly bamboozled by the defense and one person holding out for conviction.