Daily Archives: July 16, 2006

Oh, that thing

Beowulf & Grendel | The A.V. Club

I didn’t know it had been released. I’m sure it sucks, though. To be fair, I was sure it sucked when it was announced.

Hire a convicted felon to mow your lawn!

Disgraced HealthSouth co-founder seeks redemption in the soil

I don’t have time to read the whole thing right now (11 linked pages) but apparently HealthSouth cofounder and convicted CFO Mafioso Aaron Beam is now mowing lawns on a professional basis. He’s making about $1200 a month. Also, he’s trying to get a degree in “turf management”.

I never wanted to live in the desert

Drought looming as one of worst

The NWS is predicting an “abnormally dry six to 12 months”. But this has nothing to do with global warming, because there’s no such thing. An NWS meteorologist says that the only relief would be from a tropical storm or hurricane, but right now there’s nothing brewing, plus wishing for a hurricane to blast the coast and provide us with rain would be mean. Again, we basically have the climate of Bangladesh now.

I am confused

Why is The Road Warrior playing on The History Channel? Are they saying it’s historical fiction?