Good

CNN.com – Jumping sturgeon whacks jet-skier – Aug 9, 2006

Jet-skiers deserve to be hit. Go sturgeons.

Man, this guy

Police Called to Paul McCartney’s Home | ajc.com

Can’t he go through a breakup without getting the law involved?

Heather did not, if you’re wondering, come in through the bathroom window, but she did have a bodyguard climb over the wall.

I feel like I’ve done this before

DeKalb primary election results | ajc.com

Oh, right. I have. Goodbye Cynthia McKinney. Please stay away this time.