Daily Archives: February 6, 2007

In Michigan

Political Wire: Romney Will Announce Next Week

“I’m from Michigan! Not Massachusetts! I’ve never even been to Massacusetts! Go Tigers! Red Sox suck!”

I am so over Roy Moore

Roy Moore forms new group

But I guess I have to talk about this (I saw the story yesterday but didn’t want to deal with it). The Coalition to Restore America, he calls it, and I only wish he’d found something starting with P to finish the phrase. He’s a nitwit, but you knew that. And he wants to “restore” America to when it was really great — like Salem in the late 1600s.

The Great Helium Shortage of 2007

Scarce helium inflates prices

It’s like it vanished into the air or something. And everywhere, balloons are falling to the the ground and voices are staying deep.