We can’t have people with tattoos in the Army!

Uncle Sam wants you, tattoos and all

Apparently, the Alabama National Guard used to red-flag people with prominent tattoos and get them reviewed by officers to see if they were acceptable. Because God knows nobody in the military has a tattoo. Anyway, what with Iraq this policy has been shelved.

2 responses to “We can’t have people with tattoos in the Army!

  1. Tainted Bill

    Well, we all know how dreadfully weak the Royal Navy was when too many men had tattoos…like in 1805. Too many tattoos then.

  2. The Army wouldn’t be able to give moral waivers to convicted criminals if they objected to prison tats.

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