Daily Archives: May 29, 2007

Jerry Falwell is alive and well in Poland

Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay – Yahoo! News

Next up: Dora the Explorer is really a Communist, isn’t she?

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Squeak

Dry spell has critters creeping into homes- al.com

Rats, mice, and bugs are moving into homes in search of water and food, thanks to the drought. But that’s not all. One person tells of a water moccasin trying to enter his home. When poisonous water snakes are moving in, it’s unusually dry.

Dork cops

Hoover police getting 10 speedy scooters for crowd patrol- al.com

I mean, look at these things:

dork cops

They can go 25 MPH but their real value is that any miscreant pursued by these vehicles will immediately fall over laughing. If you had any doubt about their sheer dorkiness, this should finish them:

“The sight of the vehicles sparked plenty of interest from golf fans, they said.”

Enough said.