Dork cops

Hoover police getting 10 speedy scooters for crowd patrol- al.com

I mean, look at these things:

dork cops

They can go 25 MPH but their real value is that any miscreant pursued by these vehicles will immediately fall over laughing. If you had any doubt about their sheer dorkiness, this should finish them:

“The sight of the vehicles sparked plenty of interest from golf fans, they said.”

Enough said.

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2 responses to “Dork cops

  1. Baha. I know the short one. He could use the 8″ advantage.

  2. Reminds me of what Denis Leary said about the bicycle cops: “How am I supposed to get chicks riding one of these?”

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