Daily Archives: August 13, 2007

It’s very hot

City’s 102 degrees tops 1896 record- al.com

Sixth consecutive day of 100-plus temperatures, the record of eight is almost certain to fall. High temperatures are ten or eleven degrees above normal. Lake Purdy is at three-quarters capacity. Prayer didn’t work; Governor Riley is considering sacrificing a virgin on the steps of the Confederate White House.

But there was a computer error requiring slight adjustments, so there’s no such thing as global warming.

Oh, come on, say it, you know you want to

Worship center zoning hearing set for tonight- al.com

Look, this thing isn’t about traffic.

Others have filed objections stating they believe Muslim places of worship “are breeding grounds for protests, riots and challenges to non-Muslim authority.”

There. Now, put it into words. You think all Muslims are terrorists. Let’s get it into the open.