Daily Archives: March 22, 2008

Duke loses, America celebrates

ESPN – West Virginia vs. Duke – Box Score – March 22, 2008

There are two days that happen every spring, nobody’s really sure in advance when: Easter, and the day Duke is eliminated in the NCAA Tournament. The latter seems to happen earlier every year, and is a time for universal rejoicing.

Oldest news ever

Star explodes halfway across universe – CNN.com

This happened 7.5 million billion light years away, which means that it happened 7.5 million billion years ago. Frankly, I’m not that impressed with their newsgathering.

UPDATE: Nor should anyone be impressed with my typing.