Daily Archives: April 22, 2008

Troy King is outraged!

Serial killer Siebert dies of cancer on Death Row – Breaking News from The Birmingham News – al.com

Damn you cancer! How can you kill him before we can kill him!?!?!?

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Speaking of clowns…

Tim James plans another run for governor – Breaking News from The Birmingham News – al.com

Tim James being the son of noted fool Fob James and the sort of person who thinks that keeping segregationist language in the state constitution is a great idea, especially compared to possibly having to guarantee kids a decent education. 2010 is going to be a hoot.

He’s going to be okay

Van, police motorcycle collide – Breaking News from The Birmingham News – al.com

Therefore, I can cite this:

A Bessemer police motorscout was hit this afternoon by a minivan — in which two people dressed as clowns were the passengers — hurling him 50 feet.

Clowns! Killer Clowns from Bessemer!

Why do they need a van to transport just two clowns? I’ve seen ten clowns fit into a Volkswagen!