It’s always fun when a member of the team turns out to be a cocaine dealer

UA football player Johns suspended from school, dismissed from team – Breaking News from The Birmingham News – al.com

So, near-legendary Alabama football player Jimmy Johns (who never could manage to turn his athletic gifts into actual football skills, and disappeared from the offense for most of last season even though the team was essentially out of running backs) turns out to be a cocaine dealer. I didn’t know that, but apparently the only other person who didn’t was Nick Saban. Several people have said, “Oh, yeah, I heard about that.” However:

Snyder described the investigation as “fast and furious” to avoid the information leaking to the public.

The “public”, as I said, seems to consist of me and the football coach.

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4 responses to “It’s always fun when a member of the team turns out to be a cocaine dealer

  1. e. nonee moose

    Was this guy recruited by Shula or by Saban? I was under the impression that Shula recruited most of the thugs on the team.

  2. Old news except for the arrest. Mr. Johns has to take care of his kids somehow and I hear the baby momma is one of his customers.

  3. Well, I wouldn’t consider that child care, but to each his own.

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