While child abuse is no laughing matter, the Lipscomb Police Department is hilarious. Remember, this police department, which can’t go a year without someone being arrested, has only four officers. Between them and the council, you’re talking nine people, ten with the mayor, and an arrest rate of well over one per year.
The town chaplain has been named the temporary police chief. There are any number of jokes I could make about what she is going to do to get arrested. But I won’t.