Not again!

Birmingham prisoner on restroom break flees from justice center – al.com

This is the second time in two months that a prisoner has escaped via bathroom break. This one’s only an attempted murderer, so big deal.

Pretty strong words there!

Alabama sturgeon among dozen fish considered imperiled | TuscaloosaNews.com | The Tuscaloosa News | Tuscaloosa, AL

“Imperiled” in the sense of “barely exists”. As far as anyone knows, there are only two Alabama sturgeon left, and I believe that they are both the same sex (I don’t remember which). It’s essentially extinct.