Daily Archives: November 25, 2008

Past tense, people

Student wrecks car on snowy road, disappears – CNN.com

As in “wrecked”, “disappeared”. Did we mention that this happened four years ago? And that this is the lead story on CNN.com? Jesus, it’s not like there isn’t enough real news right now.

You know what this means?

Tiny northern owl found over Alabama – al.com

Turduckenowl!