Monthly Archives: August 2009

Son of a bitch

Fun with out of context quotes:

Diocletian – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

“Born to a Dalmatian…”

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One of these

Hurricane Felicia strengthens, heads toward Hawaii – CNN.com

Now, remember, while this is tragic for Hawaii, it doesn’t count. Only Atlantic hurricanes that hit the US mainland count.

Well, Ford should be safe

After 34 years, Lynette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme to be released – CNN.com

Seeing as how he’s dead and all. Personally, I think releasing assassins, even failed assassins, is a bad idea.

It’s like a dream come true!

County will cut money to libraries, TASC – Breaking News from The Birmingham News – al.com

Cutting money from the library cooperative and from the domestic violence court? Tell me that the Republicans didn’t want to do those things anyway. Drown it in the bathtub!

Yeah, but it sucks

Analyst: Music pieces probably composed by young Mozart – CNN.com

I mean, I’m sure it’s better than anything I could write, but Mozart’s juvenilia really isn’t very good, so I have to figure that something composed before he learned musical notation must be very bad indeed.